#so im moving all his entries from the display case to the table so he can box them up except he forgot his box in the car so he was
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#that manly puppets post thats going around reminded me that#this morning when i was helping at the fair again that guy who gave me weird vibes came to pick up his entries#and he had like 10 items several were heavy#one was an old worn stone axe head probably 5x8x3 like a big rock#so im moving all his entries from the display case to the table so he can box them up except he forgot his box in the car so he was#getting that as i moved the items#as hes putting things in his box he picks up the axe head and asks me if i picked this up#so im like uh yes?#he goes its pretty heavy right#and i was like. its a rock. its not anything crazy#so he starts talking about how whoever actually used it as an axe must have been a real man#and the whole time im like ????#anyone who needed to use an axe regularly would have built up strength to do so relatively easily regardless of gender#why not leave gender out of it and just comment on how strong the person must have been#tangential but my grandpa always feels emasculated when i refill the water softener salt and lift 40 lbs bags without hurting myself#bc im a girl
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Title: Struggling Actress Cody Christian imagine Requested: “Could you do another Cody Christian imagine where reader is part of teen wolf cast but is struggling financially so she has a job as a stripper on the side which no-one knows about. That is until it’s one of the boys birthday and they go to a strip club and see her. She’s humiliated and runs out, Cody knocks on her door later that night and she has obviously been crying alot and tells him to leave but he stays and ends fluffy. Thank you! Love your work!” Word Count: Song Suggestion: ‘Im in love with a stripper by T-pain” “Hex, I’m gonna need you on table 7, got a big group coming in.” Your boss told you, addressing you by your stripper name. You had been ashamed of your job, but there was no other real way to bring money in. You may have been an actress on teen wolf, but the budget cuts have caused problems for you, so your delightful friend told you of the wonderful wages of stripping. You nodded towards him, grabbing the last of your uniform, which was a tight bra that had strings going from one strap to the other, it looked matrix like. The bottom were a tight pair of leather bottoms, matching the leathery top, but the bottom was designed to be high top. “Now, Hex!” “Okay, Okay, Cam!” You looked in the mirror once more, you weren’t the top asked stripper for nothing, you were beautiful in costume and you danced with such a passion. You walked out into the crowded room, the club was always infested with groups of men, sometimes females, but they were all the same, horny and looking for someone to take home. There were 8 display poles, a different set each hour, you were assigned to pole 7, the stunt pole. The poles had different lights, different types, all different kinks, but the atmosphere over all was just flashing lights and horny people. Cam wasn’t wrong, you saw a group of 10 men, each one older than the last, you rolled your eyes, business trip? You recognize one of your regulars, a man by the name of Rob, his wife knew he came, so she supported him, but told him he could only look not touch. “Hex! My lady!” You smiled at Rob’s words, trying to play with him, you attempted to pull him into a hug, seeing if the man is determined to keep his deal with his wife. He shook his head, “Hex, you enchant me, but my wife is first.” “Just testing you, old man.” He winked at you and turned to his many many guests, they were gawking at you like a bunch of hungry dogs, “Men, this is Hex, she’ll treat us real nicely.” The men were all old, you didn’t want to give any of them a lap dance, so you figured to save that for last, work the pole then transfer to lap dances. You climbed up the stairs to the large stage, the pole was the longest one out of the 8, you started to do what you learned through classes of dancing. You put your right hand above the left, standing on your tiptoes, you started to lift yourself off the ground, twisting your legs around the pole. You allowed yourself to swing around the pole, this was a trick you learned called the firefly, you were taking flight, the musics started once you were in position. The men started to howl, cheering you on as you started to dance sexually, you moved to the front of the stage, the one move you never did was twerking, it was unattractive and harmful on the back. One of the men who looked oddly close to Dany Devito moved forwards, tucking a 100 into your pants, you winked at him, moving back to the pole. You climbed up the pole and prepared for the big drop, you’ve done it many times before, you turned yourself around, loosening your grip on the pole and sliding down the long 15 feet. The men gasped and rushed to catch you, but you stopped yourself, you loved seeing those reactions, they didn’t think you were gonna be okay. “That’s my girl!” Rob yelled loudly throwing out 20’s that you would walk by and pick up, you climbed off the stage, crawling seuxally towards the dany devito man, he obviously had the big bucks. He prepared himself, biting his lip and adjusting himself in the chair, you reached his lap, his legs were closed tightly. You forcefully pushed them open, sitting on his lap and moving your hips up and down, grinding into him. You looked up and met with a pair of familiar eyes, everything happened in slow motion, you knew those group of boys standing by the bar, Cody wore a large hat that said ‘Birthday boy!” His 22nd birthday, you had forgotten, Dylan patted his friend on the back, “well, this is a first.” You instantly felt sick to your stomach, you climbed off the man’s lap, he questioned your actions, “I’m sorry, I owe you Rob.” He turned to notice the 3 boys staring at you, Rob wasn’t dumb, you started to run out of the room, going back into your dressing room. “What are you doing, Hex, get back out there, you’re my money maker!” “I’m so sorry.” You grabbed your bag and planned to leave but Cam grabbed your wrist, “Cam, I have never asked for a night off, please.” Cam was a good guy, he nodded at you and had Rosa take your spot at table 7, you rushed home, and started to puke. You never wanted the boys to see you like this, at such a low point that you figured stripping was a better idea. All the pent up feelings started to pour out of you, you couldn’t help yourself, you had just been caught giving an old man a lap dance. You sat by the toilet for hours, your stomach soiled, tears all dried up, makeup smeared on the side of your face, you looked like a true mess. A knock came from your door, you had half the nerve to yell for them to go home, but they weren’t going to leave. “Hello?” You pulled open the door and greeted the same eyes you saw in the club, “Cody?” “Y/N, I wanted to talk.” You shook your head, “please, just, just leave.” You attempted to close the door on Cody, but he puts his hand on the door, leaving it open. Your eyes ached once more, you were gonna break down right in front of him. “Why did you leave?” “Because you saw me.” Cody shook his head, “that’s not why.” Cody had known you to well, you could never lie to Cody, you always looked down when you lied and he caught onto it almost instantly. “Because I’m embarrassed. “ He knew you were telling the truth, you had looked him in the eyes, “Y/N, why are you an excotic dancer?” “I couldn’t afford rent..” You stated while letting a tear fall down the side of your cheek, Cody’s presence was calming, you usually wouldn’t cry in front of people. But somehow it was easy to cry in front of him. “You can always ask for help, Y/N.” Cody was slowly working his way into your house, but you didn’t deny his entry, you wanted to him to hug you tightly, you needed one of his hugs right now more than ever. “I don’t want to sound like a charity case.” His thumb pulled your head up, forcing you to look in his eyes, he was so sincere with the words he said, “You will never be a charity case to me.” You wrapped your arms around his neck, he was taken aback by the action at first, but he wrapped his arms around your waist. His face cuddling into your neck, you smiled and thanked him while crying into his shoulder. “How about you come stay with me until you can cover rent?” “You serious?” You pulled apart from him, looking into his blue eyes, he nodded, holding onto your hands, “as serious as that badass drop you did.”
#cody christian imagine#cody christian gif#cody christian#teen wolf imagines#teen wolf#theo raeken imagines#theo raeken imagine#theo raeken
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